
What is the…difference between prayer in a church and at the poker table?
At the poker table, you really mean it.
I was playing poker…with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
What is the…difference between a poker player and a dog?
The dog will eventually stop whining.
What is the…difference between a professional poker player and God?
God doesn’t think He’s a professional poker player.
A doctor answers…his phone at home on a Friday night. His colleague says, “We need an eighth player for poker.” The doctor replied, “Hold on. I’ll be there ASAP.” As he was grabbing his coat and keys, his wife asked, “Is it serious?” “It sure is,” he said. “There are already seven other doctors there!”