este som nasiel zopar:

when you invite a girl over to your house for a night then on the day make up a excuse like your sick or your away so you make sure your going to get iron man this month.

when it's 1:19 in the afternoon and you think 5%

Eveyrtime I'm like half asleep I confuse real world thoughts with poker thoughts. Like "if I ask her out and the flush card comes do I check?"

When you're shuffling a deck of cards while taking a dump at work and then laying out a 9-handed ring game of Holdem face up on the bathroom floor to see possible hand scenarios. Then, while shuffling, cards go all over the floor and you're picking them up while someone else walks in.