Zdravim, vsetko je tu take vazne, tak ma napadol vtip stary o pokri, tak budem rad, ked si spomeniete aj vy na nejaky.
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Hraju BOH a Chuck Norris cash game. Po flope vsadi BOH uplne vsetko, vsetky staty, rieky, moria, vsetkych ludi, zvierata, celu planetu, aj Slnko, aj nasu Galaxiu aj cely nekonecny vesmir, proste uplne vsetko. A Chuck Norris na to: "Raise..."
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Vtipy o pokri
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Re: Vtipy o pokri
Hraci maju respekt pred varianciou, ale variancia ma respekt pred pLAYERomSVK
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Re: Vtipy o pokri
Ked Chuck Norris limpne UTG, tak vsetci vratane bigblindu zlozia..
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pLAYERsvk - Príspevky: 365
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Re: Vtipy o pokri
Raz som to tu uz daval sa mi zda , staci troska len pogooglit ale tak nech to tu je enjoy
What is the…difference between prayer in a church and at the poker table?
At the poker table, you really mean it.
What is the…difference between a professional poker player and God?
God doesn’t think He’s a professional poker player.
A doctor answers…his phone at home on a Friday night. His colleague says, “We need an eighth player for poker.” The doctor replied, “Hold on. I’ll be there ASAP.” As he was grabbing his coat and keys, his wife asked, “Is it serious?” “It sure is,” he said. “There are already seven other doctors there!”
What is the…difference between prayer in a church and at the poker table?
At the poker table, you really mean it.
What is the…difference between a professional poker player and God?
God doesn’t think He’s a professional poker player.
A doctor answers…his phone at home on a Friday night. His colleague says, “We need an eighth player for poker.” The doctor replied, “Hold on. I’ll be there ASAP.” As he was grabbing his coat and keys, his wife asked, “Is it serious?” “It sure is,” he said. “There are already seven other doctors there!”
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Re: Vtipy o pokri
ako konci tato stranka .eu ale uz aj vtipi?
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