Zdravim, vsetko je tu take vazne, tak ma napadol vtip stary o pokri, tak budem rad, ked si spomeniete aj vy na nejaky.

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Hraju BOH a Chuck Norris cash game. Po flope vsadi BOH uplne vsetko, vsetky staty, rieky, moria, vsetkych ludi, zvierata, celu planetu, aj Slnko, aj nasu Galaxiu aj cely nekonecny vesmir, proste uplne vsetko. A Chuck Norris na to: "Raise..."
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Hraci maju respekt pred varianciou, ale variancia ma respekt pred pLAYERomSVK

by fourty14

Ked Chuck Norris limpne UTG, tak vsetci vratane bigblindu zlozia..

Raz som to tu uz daval sa mi zda , staci troska len pogooglit ale tak nech to tu je enjoy

What is the…difference between prayer in a church and at the poker table?
At the poker table, you really mean it.

What is the…difference between a professional poker player and God?
God doesn’t think He’s a professional poker player.

A doctor answers…his phone at home on a Friday night. His colleague says, “We need an eighth player for poker.” The doctor replied, “Hold on. I’ll be there ASAP.” As he was grabbing his coat and keys, his wife asked, “Is it serious?” “It sure is,” he said. “There are already seven other doctors there!”

ako konci tato stranka .eu ale uz aj vtipi?